SnoWarGreymon

Send me “Ferris Wheel” for our muses to be stuck in a Ferris wheel cart together. Send me a ✂ and my muse will blurt out an embarrassing secret. Send me "Wanna make out?" for my muses reaction Your muse finds mine in the woods covered in blood, cuts, and bruises. Send me "Hey, are you okay?" For my muses reaction to being found by yours Send me a "Pillow fight!" for my muse's reaction to yours hitting them with a pillow. Send me a >.> for a reaction to your muse staring at mine. My muse found a baby left on their doorstep. Send me a ☁ for my muse asking yours to help them out. send me a ♡ and I’

Send me ⚡️ and my muse will lash out at yours physically.

{ note I made this to make people hopefully laugh! I'm not trying to point anyone out or anything like that. } When someone repeatedly keeps sending you shit like "He/she smiled." or shit you can't really reply too. When someone keeps using a mental illness as an excuse for stuff. When someone asks an obvious question about an rp or your oc. When someone who usually only sends one sentence starters actually sends you a decent reply. Me when someone comments on my starters.

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis. “Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” “GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” “Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…” “No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” “What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” “If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” “I’m not picking your drunk ass up

"You know what me and Nemo have in common?" / smacks dat ass "We both touched the butt."

/ your like heating up food in the microwave / there's like 10 seconds left / tHEN HOLLY POPS OUT OF NOWHERE / LIKE LITERALLY WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM / THE GROUND?? "ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN!!"

we're watching Chappie and a guy that's wearing a orange hoodie gets shot. all the sudden my mom yells "They killed Kenny!"

Send me "It's past your bedtime" for your muse to walk in at 3:37 in the morning to find my muse isn't asleep.

The mermaid let out a groan as her hazel eyes slowly fluttered open. She was just going to the surface for air and then that's was all she remembered. She slowly sat up and found herself in a tank. Her eyes got wide with fear and panic as she looked around. Outside the tank she saw people staring at her in awe from in a large big top tent. "And I present to you ladies and gentlemen, a real, beautiful, and mysterious mermaid!" A voice boomed from a man who walked in front of the tank, which caused Holly to jump in surprise. Holly was indeed very beautiful, but then again most mermaids were. She had white hair and a pitch black tail. She had i